Arkeologinen löydös

Tämmöinen löytyi, kun kaivelin Leian salatusta kuulustelusta tietoja kaikkitietävällä Googlella.

• "The Interrogation of Princess Leia", "Leia in Her Cell" and "Vader's Methods" claim that Leia is a virgin—in the first, she is deflowered by Grand Moff Tarkin during a sadistic form of torture following the destruction of Alderaan; in the second, it is the modified Interrogator droid that provides her first cock, controlled by Bor after Darth Vader leaves the droid to extract information from the princess. Many other sources show Leia enjoying a highly active sex life prior to A New Hope, meaning she is no longer a virgin at this point. "Leia in Her Cell" states that Alderaani women are born without a maidenhead, which may invalidate certain elements of "The Interrogation of Princess Leia". "Vader's Methods" states Leia
  has also not been entered anally.

Teksti on kotoisin sellaisesta paikasta, kuin Star Wars Erotica Wiki, mutta koko tietokanta on poistettu kuin Alderaan konsanaan - ei tainnut olla Imperiumin mieleen. Oheiset linkitkään eivät johda valitettavasti mihinkään, enkä löytänyt niitä ainakaan tarinan nimellä Googlettamalla. Jos joku löytää, niin otan mieluusti tiedon vastaan! Tämän tekstin sain näkyviin Googlen välimuistista.